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Jai Ganesh

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Bad day joke!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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Identity

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Registered: 2007-04-18

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Re: Bad day joke!

Hahahahahaha! nice joke

JaneFairfax

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Registered: 2007-02-23

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Re: Bad day joke!

The groom’s arrest for speeding was nevertheless legitimate. Just because he is the police chief’s future son-in-law does not entitle him to any right to be above the law.

If the driver was speeding because of an emergency, then that would be an extenuating circumstance. Being late for a wedding is not an emergency.

Last edited by JaneFairfax (2008-04-18 03:15:30)

SvenBee

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Re: Bad day joke!

What a kill joy ^... thanks

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coconut

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Re: Bad day joke!

soo they're going to be related or something

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