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#1 2007-10-24 03:52:46
- soha
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Alive
At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking the husband cries out, "watch out for the wall!"
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#2 2007-11-10 19:33:11
- JohnnyReinB
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Re: Alive
Now that is plain evil! 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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#3 2007-11-11 01:17:25
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Alive
Wow!!! Alive and kicking !!!!
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#4 2007-11-11 17:28:09
- haruka-san
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Re: Alive
wahaha!
Dont compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. ^_^
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#5 2007-11-11 21:30:15
- JohnnyReinB
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Re: Alive
evil, a bob, alive!
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#6 2007-11-17 07:35:02
- shocamefromebay
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Re: Alive
Hilarious!
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#7 2007-11-17 10:37:53
- MathsIsFun
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Re: Alive
evil, a bob, alive!
I prefer pi.
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#8 2007-11-17 11:41:09
- mathsyperson
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Re: Alive
JohnnyReinB wrote:evil, a bob, alive!
I prefer pi.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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