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#1 2007-02-04 13:15:18
- RealEstateBroker
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Lunch With Lawyers
Two lawyers sit down at a table in a diner, and start to eat sandwhiches which they have brought with them. The owner comes over and says: "Hey, you can't eat your own sandwhiches here!"
So the lawyers exchange sandwhiches, and eat each other's sandwhich.
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#2 2007-02-04 16:30:28
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Lunch With Lawyers
Good one! 
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#3 2007-02-04 21:30:52
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Re: Lunch With Lawyers
Oh those clever lawyers.
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#4 2007-02-04 21:34:34
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Re: Lunch With Lawyers
Good joke!
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#5 2007-02-04 22:38:45
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Re: Lunch With Lawyers
Heh, smart. I'll think of that next time I go to a restaurant.
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