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Children Jokes - IX

Children Jokes - IX

1. Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to the home and who knows, the children will be educating the parents. - Roger Moore

2. Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong. - William Shakespeare

3. I started my own Pies Descalzos/Barefoot Foundation when I was 18. We provide education to vulnerable children in Colombia and other developing countries. I am an avid believer that education - and especially early childhood development - is the key to breaking the cycle of poverty. - Shakira

4. Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong. - William Shakespeare

5. For the sake of our health, our children and grandchildren and even our economic well-being, we must make protecting the planet our top priority. - David Suzuki

6. I never thought I'd have children; I never thought I'd be in love, I never thought I'd meet the right person. Having come from a broken home - you kind of accept that certain things feel like a fairy tale, and you just don't look for them. - Angelina Jolie

7. Having children really changes your priorities. - Cindy Crawford

8. In 1906, just as we were definitely giving up the old shed laboratory where we had been so happy, there came the dreadful catastrophe which took my husband away from me and left me alone to bring up our children and, at the same time, to continue our work of research. - Marie Curie.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.