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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Men Jokes - II

Q: What do you call a married man vacuuming?
A: Doing what he's told...
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Q: Why don't some men have a mid-life crisis?
A: They're stuck in adolescence.
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Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A: We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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