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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - XI

Q: What's a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni.
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Q: What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?
A: Ten After One.
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Q: What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.
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Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A: A petticoat!
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