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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - X

Q: What did the cat say to the dog?
A: Check meow-t!
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Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
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Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
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Q: What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?
A: Sparky.
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