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#1 2024-09-15 00:03:28
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - IX
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur?
A: Dino-mite.
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Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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