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#1 2024-09-06 00:04:50
- Jai Ganesh
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Money Jokes - VI
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
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Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q: Why did the idiot go broke?
A: Because he had no cents.
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God made bees and bees made honey.
God made man, and man made money.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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