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#1 2024-09-05 00:07:03
- Jai Ganesh
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Money Jokes - V
Q: Where do seagulls invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
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Q: What do corn use for money?
A: Corn "Bread."
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Q: Why did the baby put pennies in his diaper?
A: It needed to be changed.
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Q: Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name?
A: 25 Cent.
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Q: What did the coin say to the token?
A: Dude, that makes no cents.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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