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#1 2024-09-02 00:14:43
- Jai Ganesh
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Money Jokes - II
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
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Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short".
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Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands' checkbook!".
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Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
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Q: How is the moon like a dollar?
A: They both have 4 quarters.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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