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#1 2024-08-15 00:05:17
- Jai Ganesh
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Bicycle Jokes - IV
Q: Why can't you take a nap during the Tour de France?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
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Q: What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?
A: Bedridden.
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Q: Why do bicycles fall asleep?
A: Because they're tired.
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Q: What do you call a man who wants to ride a bicycle to the moon?
A: A luna-tic.
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Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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