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#1 2024-08-12 00:04:05
- Jai Ganesh
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Bicycle Jokes - I
Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!
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Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's too tired!
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Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
A: Bike-carbonate of soda!
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Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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