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#1 2024-07-28 00:05:17
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XLIV
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
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Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer?
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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