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#1 2024-07-24 14:48:29
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXVIII
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words!
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What did one plate say to the other?
Dinners on me.
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Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school!
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What goes up and down but doesn't move?
The temperature!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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