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#1 2024-07-23 15:02:30
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXVII
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!
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What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night?
The Day-zzz.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Its easier than walking!
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What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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