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#1 2024-07-12 18:25:25
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXI
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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What do you call a condiment with a hit single?
A must "heard".
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What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A heavy discussion.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tu-lips (two-lips).
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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