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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XV
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around.
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What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves!
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What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
The Telephone.
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Why did the baby put pennies in his diaper?
It needed to be changed.
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What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
The road!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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