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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,422

Landlord Jokes

Q: How did the landlord die?
A: He Cashed Out.
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Q: How many ants do you need to rent out an apartment?
A: Tenants.
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Q: Why did the landlord put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q: What do you have when 100 mortgage brokers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What is a landlord's favorite game to play?
A: Monopoly.
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Q: What did the apartment say to the landlord?
A: Please Re-Lease Me.
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Q: What's a landlord?
A: A real estate agent without the sense of humor.
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Q: How do you get a landlord out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Kamov50K

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Registered: 2019-01-26

Posts: 4

Re: Landlord Jokes

My landlord is threatening to kick me out because I haven't made a single rental payment in years.
She said, "Listen son, you're 35. Don't you think you should get a place of your own?"

Landlords are so stuck up
They act like they own the place.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?
He had an apartment complex.

... I have many other ones, but there's a "keep the jokes clean" rule so I can't tell them.

Monox D. I-Fly

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From: Indonesia

Registered: 2015-12-02

Posts: 2,000

Re: Landlord Jokes

A Landlord is the ruler of the Earth Kingdom.

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Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,422

Re: Landlord Jokes

How Much Land Does a Man Need

by Leo Tolstoy.

Written by Leo Tolstoy in 1886, this is the engaging story of a greedy peasant named Pakhom. Although Pakhom enjoys health and family happiness, he feels dissatisfied when he learns of the grand fortunes of his relatives. He decides to go on a quest for more land, only to find that with each new acquisition new problems develop... How Much Land Does A Man Need? gives a delightful insight into old Russian values many of which, you will not be surprised to hear, are paralleled today.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.