Linux Jokes

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 01:36:05

where is it?

Do you have the link?

bobbym · 2013-09-20 01:37:48

http://programmers.stackexchange.com/qu … -equations

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 01:41:34

I got it somewhere else

bobbym · 2013-09-20 01:46:23

It is fairly well known on the internet.

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 01:51:41

The (blank) people are very dumb

bobbym · 2013-09-20 01:54:25

Hmmm, that is an interesting comment. I have found them to be arrogant.

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 01:59:49

What do you have against criticising them?

bobbym · 2013-09-20 02:03:01

I have criticized them and their type liberally across this and other forums. I am surprised you have not read any of it. I do not like [removed by admistrator] or the way they work.

But for your benefit I would say this is a self destructive viewpoint even though correct!

What is the basis for my claim? I can cite the case of [removed by admistrator].

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 02:37:32

Whats wrong with the way they work?

[removed by admin] versus what? I did not even read it before u removed

bobbym · 2013-09-20 02:41:38

Whats wrong with the way they work?

You are asking me the very question you answered in post #30. You have identified them as being dumb. Is that not what is wrong?

[removed by admin] vs the people you meant in post #30.

I did not even read it before u removed

It was just for you.

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 02:45:43

What is [removed by admin]?

bobbym · 2013-09-20 02:47:47

She is a member here who is a fine mathematician and person. A person of worth and manners. One day we were discussing a difficult point in statistics...

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 02:55:19

Then?

bobbym · 2013-09-20 02:57:38

I stupidly recommended she go there for help. Of course being pompous and dumb they were rude to her as they are to so many posters. Not a big deal but it illustrates my point and yours.

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 03:00:28

I see

bobbym · 2013-09-20 03:04:56

Agnishom wrote:

What do you have against criticising them?

http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic … 83#p188883

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 03:21:36

Why did he want to know the partitions of googol? Is he okay?

bobbym · 2013-09-20 03:24:58

Of course he is not okay, he is a brilliant guy. First thing you should know is that if society thinks you are okay, you are a brain dead imbecile.

He wanted to show off a new method that he has devised for computing them quickly.

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 03:50:53

What is the method?

bobbym · 2013-09-20 03:52:42

I have not looked at the paper or his program so I do not know what his idea is.

Agnishom · 2013-09-20 14:41:42

Linux is user friendly, just a little choosy about who its friends are.

Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester)
Developer (Mukesh Thakur)

Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in

username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.

Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep

sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it

fixed.

After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.

After another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in

some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry

is not getting the sound.

After another 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has

Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt

speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use

head phones and then get the bug closed soon.

Another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is

Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but

My colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound

as 'TONG'.

Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The

Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do

You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them

uniform?

Please close it.

Another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep

Sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces

Beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces

Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all

machines.

Another 2 days later,

Mukesh Thakur : Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the

Volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both

The machines before I get mad and then close the bug.

Another 2 days,

Roshan D'Mello : I have re-opened the bug.

Mukesh Thakur : What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for

re-opening?

Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at

different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.

After 2 days,

Mukesh Thakur : I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of

the

two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the

acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity

is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the

bugs.

After 1 year

Roshan D'Mello : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested

The clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same

Acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that

intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.

Mukesh Thakur : GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the

Sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background

noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because

of background noice.

Roshan D'Mello : No need for that. We will put the machines and run

them in vacuum and see.

Mukesh Thakur: ??

Result-----------------------
*****************************************
Linux Poem

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ #4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The translation:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

Last edited by Agnishom (2013-09-20 15:09:34)

bobbym · 2013-11-20 05:30:49

That one I do not understand.

Agnishom · 2013-11-20 13:35:22

Sorry, I will delete that post

bobbym · 2013-11-20 13:49:35

Hi;

Did you do it already?

anonimnystefy · 2013-11-20 14:32:07

I like the poem.

Which post did you delete?

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