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#1 2005-12-24 19:50:57
- mikau
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sports identities:
soccer = 1/basketball
ping pong = tennis/10000
hockey = soccer + stick
baseball = basketball - hoop + bat - action.
skiing = 2(snowboarding)
football = soccer + wrestling
boxing = hockey - stick
Add your own identities!
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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#2 2005-12-24 19:52:02
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Re: identities
Decaf = Coffee/infinity 
Last edited by mikau (2005-12-24 19:52:23)
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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#3 2005-12-24 23:41:27
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Re: identities
golf = a walk in the park + frustration
dressage = horse racing + dancing - racing
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#4 2005-12-25 03:44:12
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Re: identities
This topic = maths + confusion
And according the mikau, boxing = soccer
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#5 2005-12-25 16:24:59
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Polo = (x*No.of Hockey players)/n + horses - sticks + mallets
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#6 2005-12-26 18:33:51
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Hahaha! This is great stuff! Keep it coming!
Math = anything and everything that ever was uber!
science = math + wiseguy
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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#7 2005-12-26 21:47:37
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Religion = Science - Logical Proof
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#8 2005-12-26 22:11:10
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technology = science + business
... oh, and ...
maths = fun
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#9 2005-12-27 08:30:03
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Rather, Maths > fun
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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#11 2005-12-27 13:13:31
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credit card = ∑(1, infinity) debt
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#12 2005-12-27 14:22:27
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chromatic notes in musical octave = 8 - 1 (duplicate C = Doe a deer a female deer) + 5 (C#, Eb, F#, Ab = G#, Bb) = 12 notes
clock = 12 positions
C
B C#
Bb D
A . Eb
Ab E
G F
F#Last edited by John E. Franklin (2005-12-27 14:23:28)
igloo myrtilles fourmis
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#13 2005-12-27 16:39:06
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Acalculia = Human Brain - Mathematics
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#14 2005-12-27 22:46:33
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Ahah cool
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Linux=(Windows - (∑(i=1,+∞)Bug(i) - My$$$ ) ) + Happiness^2
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#15 2005-12-28 09:03:14
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lol!
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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