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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Arithmetic Jokes - I

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
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Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
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Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
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Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
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