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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Men Jokes - III

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man?
A: A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.
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Q: Why did the man keep going in circles?
A: He didn't get the point.
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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
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Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature.
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