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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Women Jokes - I

Q: What did one female firefly say to the other?
A: You glow girl!
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Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!".
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Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: The time that elapses from when you come till she goes.
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Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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