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Jai Ganesh

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Dog Jakes - XVI

Q: Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?
A: Cause you can't grow a tree without bark.
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Q: What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest?
A: Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark.
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Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
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Q: What do you call a boy named Charlie walking his dog to the park?
A: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
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