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- Jai Ganesh
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Dog Jokes - XII
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
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Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because they always it the Paws button!
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Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
A: Ruff.
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Q: Why wasn't the dog a smooth talker?
A: Because all he ever said was "Rough, Rough".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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