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Jai Ganesh

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Dinosaur Jokes - VIII

Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Eye-saur.
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Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles.
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Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
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