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#1 2024-09-09 00:10:58
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - III
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won't hear you!
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Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.
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Q: How do you upset a dinosaur?
A: Touchasaurus Spot.
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Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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