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#1 2024-09-04 00:04:54
- Jai Ganesh
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Money Jokes - IV
Q: What do you call a man with a head full of change?
A: Headquarters.
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Q: What did the cent say to the Dollar?
A: You make no cents.
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Q: You have 10 dollars in your pocket and you lose 5. What do you have in your pocket?
A: A hole.
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Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
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Q: How did the Banker die?
A: He Cashed Out.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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