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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Money Jokes - III

Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short".
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Q: Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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Q: What do you call an investment that profits off of shareholder activism?
A: The "Feeling is Mutual Fund".
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Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
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Q: What do stockbrokers say to each other when they want the other person to shut up?
A: Put a stock in it!
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