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#1 2024-08-27 00:06:33
- Jai Ganesh
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School Jokes - IV
Q: What is a chalkboard's favorite drink?
A: Hot chalk-olate!
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
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Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiance?
A: With a polynomial ring!
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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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