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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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School Jokes - I

Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
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Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
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Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
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