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Jai Ganesh

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Birthday Jokes - V

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: "Thanks. I'll never part with it!"
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Q: Why are birthday's good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: "What's eating you?"
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
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Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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