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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Birthday Jokes - III

Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
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Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.
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Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
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