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#1 2024-08-09 00:08:11
- Jai Ganesh
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Rain Jokes - III
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
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Q: When is Monday coming?
A: MonSoon!
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Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear.
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Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9
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Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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