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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Clean Jokes - XXX

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
Because he wanted to work over-time!
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What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
Urgent Tina.
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Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
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When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon!
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What did the tailor think of her new job?
It was sew sew.
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