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#1 2024-07-15 00:09:34
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXV
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered.
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What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two's company, three's a cloud!
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Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw a lolly pop!
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Did you hear about the sick juggler?
They say he couldn't stop throwing up!
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What kind of driver never get a parking ticket?
A screw driver!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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