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#1 2024-07-11 14:50:45
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XIX
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Post Office!
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you covered!
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Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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