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#1 2024-03-25 17:38:13
- Jai Ganesh
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Carrot Jokes - II
Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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Q: What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art?
A: Carrotee!
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Q: How do you lead a horse to water?
A: With carrots.
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Q: What vegetable are all others afraid of?
A: A scarrot.
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Q: Why did the carrot get an award?
A: Because he was out standing in his field.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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