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#1 2007-10-11 21:45:18
- Dross
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Best ever excuse for not handing in your physics homework
"I did it, sir - but then I measured it's momentum so precisely that it could have ended up anywhere!"
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#2 2007-10-11 22:02:19
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Best ever excuse for not handing in your physics homework
Good one, Dross! 
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#3 2007-10-11 22:36:49
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Superb!
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#4 2007-10-12 12:57:29
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Re: Best ever excuse for not handing in your physics homework
Its excellent apart from the misspelling of its.
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#5 2007-10-12 13:12:47
- Dross
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Its excellent apart from the misspelling of its.
"Bah" to me. 
Thank you for the correction - I keep forgetting I shouldn't use "it's" when it's being used as the possessive of "it". I just have this habbit of if it possesses something, it NEEDS an apostrophe somewhere! I shall quit it at some point.
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#6 2007-10-15 02:14:58
- lightning
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Re: Best ever excuse for not handing in your physics homework
i like that joke it is very funny HAHAHAHAHAHA
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#7 2007-10-15 07:55:16
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Dross, whenever you right 'its' think about what would make more sense out of the two; it is or its. This is very useful.
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#8 2007-10-15 19:40:12
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nice one
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#9 2007-10-15 20:09:51
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but isn't it's, its and it is the exacly the same thing? if not what do the all mean? i know what it's and it is cause they just mean it is..... so?
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#10 2007-10-16 01:09:43
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This is how I remember it
it's = it is
its is like his (you wouldn't say hi's)
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#11 2007-10-17 05:04:15
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So e.g a boy went to the super market and he saw a parrot holding a stick then the parrot droped its stick. it's funny to the boy.....like that?
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