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#1 2006-06-27 02:03:10
- coolcat23
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just for fun jokes!
three men jump off the same diving board into a swimming pool.the first 2 men get their hair wet but the third man doesn't.WHY?
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#2 2006-06-30 17:28:25
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Re: just for fun jokes!
That was a Lateral Thinking puzzle! Almost!!!
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#3 2006-07-01 06:30:26
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Thats a good one.
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
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#4 2006-07-07 09:26:20
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I was going to go for:
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#5 2006-07-07 10:06:20
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there is no water in the pool, the first two get their heads bloodied and thus wet, the last breaks the fall by landing ontop of his friends and strolls away with a dry head.
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#6 2006-10-23 07:15:30
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The first time I heard it I thought it was what Patrick said.
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#7 2006-10-23 09:42:02
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Well, all the answers are valid I guess
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#8 2006-10-23 16:41:17
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hehehehe Funny
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#9 2006-10-24 04:17:00
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Thanks!
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#10 2006-10-24 05:26:22
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I'd say he's probably bald. Or he's wearing some sort of ultra-protective hairnet (the kind with no netting).
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#11 2006-10-24 07:53:58
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That's another possibility...............
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#12 2006-10-24 09:31:30
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I say bald, too. Or maybe he's wearing a swimming cap.
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#13 2006-10-24 11:02:24
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Lots and lots of possibilitys!
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#14 2006-10-24 19:08:07
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Or, maybe he had hair, then froze time; and while time was frozen, he shaved off/pulled off all of his hair in mid-air-freeze. Then he unfroze time.
Mjeh. Could've happened.
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#15 2006-10-26 12:17:07
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Maybe.............. Maybe not.
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#16 2006-11-03 15:26:37
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haha nice 1
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#17 2006-11-04 01:27:22
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Thanks chelsea!
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#18 2006-11-12 05:05:16
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What if the third man was wearing one of those hair caps?
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#19 2006-11-12 06:07:22
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Maybe.............. Maybe not.
Maybe it was a figment of your imagination that I said that.
Yes................. I think it was.
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#20 2006-11-26 23:37:40
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maybe this is nice
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#21 2006-11-27 08:42:17
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Very funny Devante.....................
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#22 2006-12-02 20:46:24
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ohh
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#23 2006-12-09 01:11:10
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coolcat23 wrote:Maybe.............. Maybe not.
Maybe it was a figment of your imagination that I said that.
coolcat23 wrote:Yes................. I think it was.
whats figment
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#24 2006-12-09 01:27:08
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Figment: A contrived or fantastic idea; "a figment of the imagination".
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#25 2006-12-09 04:13:12
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under stood
thanku
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