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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,425

More Clean Jokes - IV

Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
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What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
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Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A taxi driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
Clean Jokes!
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Irene

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Registered: 2024-04-22

Posts: 85

Re: More Clean Jokes - IV

Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
* * *
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
* * *
Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A taxi driver.
* * *
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
* * *
What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
Clean Jokes!
* * *

Lol. A lot of pictures are in jail because of me.

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