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#1 2024-07-01 15:45:21
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - III
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds.
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What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
An ambulance.
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What is heavy forward but not backward?
Ton.
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What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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