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#1 2024-06-29 15:49:21
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - I
Did you hear about that new broom?
It's sweeping the nation!
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
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Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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