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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Raspberry Jokes

What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
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What do you call a sad raspberry?
A blueberry.
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What did one raspberry say to the other raspberry?
If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
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Doctor, there is a berry growing out of my head.
Doctor: Oh, that's easy. Just put some cream on it!
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What do you call a raspberry that uses foul language?
Berry Rude.
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How many grams of protein are in a raspberry pi?
3.14159265...
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