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#1 2024-06-14 15:23:57
- Jai Ganesh
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Pizza Jokes - I
Q: Want to hear a joke about pizza?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: a piZZZZZZa.
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Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
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Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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