Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,425

Peanut Jokes - I

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!
* * *
Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?
A: The Snack Bar!
* * *
Two peanuts were walking down a road.
One was assaulted.
* * *
Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!
* * *
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
* * *

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.