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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes - V

Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly?
A: Plain Ones.
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Q: When does sourdough bread rise?
A: When you yeast expect it.
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Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
A: I'm on a roll!
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Q: What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
A: Loaf makes the world go round.
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