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#1 2014-04-20 04:56:54
Java for ever
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#2 2014-04-20 05:55:14
- ShivamS
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Re: Java for ever
For some reason, I don't like Java a lot.
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#3 2014-04-20 06:04:37
- bobbym
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Re: Java for ever
Hohohohooodala! A masterpiece of suspense. When Scala exclaims her love for java which reinforces Eddie's convictions I dropped to my knees in tears. Java or javohh as it is called around here is kaboobly doo.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#4 2014-04-20 13:40:19
Re: Java for ever
Very good, you must only use .NET. It is the only worthwhile platform.
bobbym, would you please rename the thread to "Java for ever" without the quotes?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#5 2014-04-20 19:01:33
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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Re: Java for ever
Done as you requested,
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#6 2014-04-20 23:02:31
Re: Java for ever
Thank You.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#7 2014-04-21 00:17:51
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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Re: Java for ever
How about Javohh is oh, oh, oh bad.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#8 2014-04-21 00:31:55
Re: Java for ever
Yes. Very bad, you must only code in .NET
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#9 2014-04-21 02:19:06
- bobbym
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Re: Java for ever
What is .NET?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#10 2014-04-21 02:52:17
Re: Java for ever
Something you must code in.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#11 2014-04-21 03:05:51
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Re: Java for ever
You mean Net Framework?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#12 2014-04-21 03:41:06
Re: Java for ever
Yes,, you must not use Open Source or Java.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#13 2014-04-21 04:12:02
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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Re: Java for ever
Then why is this thread called "java for ever?"
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#14 2014-04-21 04:47:33
Re: Java for ever
Because post 12 is a joke.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#15 2014-04-21 04:54:28
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606
Re: Java for ever
So you are saying to use java?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#16 2014-04-21 05:20:45
Re: Java for ever
Use anything but .NOT
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#17 2014-04-21 06:17:07
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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Re: Java for ever
You mean but .NET...
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#18 2014-04-21 06:19:37
- ShivamS
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Re: Java for ever
In the video it mentions .NOT
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#19 2014-04-21 06:23:34
- bobbym
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Re: Java for ever
I took the video to be a farce.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#20 2014-04-21 13:10:17
Re: Java for ever
The video is amazing. They shoukd get an award for cinematography.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#21 2014-04-21 16:24:22
- bobbym
- bumpkin
- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606
Re: Java for ever
Yes, it is quite good.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#22 2014-04-21 21:14:54
Re: Java for ever
How do they make all these?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#23 2014-04-21 21:15:27
- bobbym
- bumpkin
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- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606
Re: Java for ever
They hire a film studio.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#24 2014-04-21 21:16:12
Re: Java for ever
Where can I get one?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#25 2014-04-21 21:19:18
- bobbym
- bumpkin
- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606
Re: Java for ever
A film studio? You can purchase one or here is the magical story, you can go into your garage and build one for 50 dollars.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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