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VR Hawks

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Registered: 2005-11-26

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History Joke

A boy was doing his history homework and his father went to check. Suddenly, he wanted to say something.

"I wish I were Christopher Columbus," the boy sighed. He continued to do his homework.

"Why? You want to be as famous?" the father asked, and also quite happy the boy was learning to become famous in the future.

"No, it's not that. It's because if I were him, I wouldn't discover America and I wouldn't need to learn history anymore!" The boy said, looking up to his father.

His father, after hearing this, fainted to the ground.

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Name :: Vincent Raider Hawks
Gender :: Male
Birth Date :: July 4 , 1970

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Re: History Joke

Good one, VR Hawks

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krassi_holmz

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Re: History Joke

A+!!!

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VR Hawks

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Registered: 2005-11-26

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Re: History Joke

Thank you. I found that joke in my old English textbook.

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Name :: Vincent Raider Hawks
Gender :: Male
Birth Date :: July 4 , 1970

ziman

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Registered: 2006-02-19

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Re: History Joke

Dur Chudir Bha Cham Cham

jU

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Re: History Joke

ah what did you say fella